Pink Elephants, Moo-moo dresses, and Moccasins
Mood:  caffeinated
Everyone tells me my life is very interesting and I should make a Blog to give other people some laughs and insite on my life.
About ohh a few months ago i had to go talk to a lawyer and this social service worker. So we are in this conference room and my brother hits his head on the table and gets a huge bumb on his head. They give him a Diet Coke to put on it.
Then on we go suppose to be talking about which parent we want to live with. SO she goes what do you think about the "Pink Elephant" sitting on the table. I guess it was suppose to be who i was going to live with the point of comming to see her in the first place. Im like oh a pink elephant i want to take it home i always wanted a pink elephant. She got really mad at me.
She then decided to give me dating advice and told me to date my teachers son and i told her im not taking dating advice from a lady in moo moo dresses and moccasins. Now she was getting really annoyed and told me that my parents should be hit over the head with a hot iron skillet.... and i told her they would act like her if that happened and i didnt want that. She started yelling at me and told me to get out so i did and made a sound like a mad cat as i left. Needless to say she doesnt like me.